I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your closet and I saw you carve initials into my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about Eggplant-fetishism.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
-Casey-
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"I collect spores, moulds and fungus." -Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters
"And God said, let there be Spam, and let my children taste this Spam, and vow never to do so again." -a comedian I don't remember the name of.
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"That is one fantastic hat orgy."
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" Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny! ".Atticus Finch.
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